I write stories and music, and I'm hardly ever serious about anything.
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if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
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Yeah Dad, turn your music up to gargantuan levels. Not like I’m studying or anything
…. who am I kidding.
Exam prep talk I developed two years ago and still use. Warning: Involves Dragons.
Twice a year, I bring up the exam dragon talk. So here it is because I’ve lost half my followers since last year and gained twice the amount.
Exams are like your nasty mother-spankin’ fire-breathing dragons.
Done up with their scales and their horns and their homicidal urge to tear off your head only to devour on your entrails.
You’ve got a sword right, because you’re just a lowly knight trying to kill off that giant ass dragon. You spend day and night day and night polishing it. It turns blazing yellow from when you sharpen it. (Aka studying).
Then for five days and nights you fight the dragon. You fight it once, maybe twice, you go home. The next day you face the dragon again. And you know, you know, that if you stop sharpening and polishing your sword, like some kind of black magic, the dragon will sense a chink in your armor.
*aka not studying, getting distracted, spending excessive time on tumblr.
So, young knave, soldier on and and hide your chink well.
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mcmaish replied to your post:TMI Tuesday: do you like violence in bed?
like playing CoD in bed or…Yes, Maisha.
KNEW IT :D
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the guy in the back is tearing up
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Problems
I’m really cold right now but at maximum laziness to get up and do anything about it.
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RDJ, you’re such a dickhead that the “You complete me!” is not even nauseating, it’s hilarious.
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how to be a writer
- start to write something
- pause and read over what you have so far
- cringe
- backspace everything
- exit out of your computer
- cry on the floor
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